Thank you all for sharing your thoughts with me these last couple weeks. You have kept me on my toes, checking my comments all hours of the day and night just to see what comes up next. Shoving kids away from the computer, "Get outta my chair!" Arguing with my husband, "Are you on the computer again?" and generally not answering the phone. Who needs to talk out loud anyway?
INSTRUCTIONS FOR TODDLER MAINTENANCE:
- Optimal hours for instruction are when toddler batteries are fully charged.
- Warning: Do not attempt to instruct toddler during early, late, or hungry hours. Explosions are possible.
- Warning: Do not attempt to initiate re-charging process when toddler-happy-meter has entered red zone and optimal hours for re-charge have elapsed. Nuclear Meltdowns may occur.
- In the event of Toddler Break-down Disaster, operator may use earplugs and mood enhancing drugs. Alcoholic beverages optional. Prayer to God Above who blessed you with toddler is also required for self-recharge.