I've always had thick hair. Thick in number, and thick in texture. Big hair comes easy to me. The 80's were great. The smooth, controlled styles of the new millennium not-so-much but I bought a flat iron and a new lease on life.
And then I was abducted by aliens who started doing experiments on me.
That could be the only reason for the changes happening on my head. Aliens who come in the night, in the middle of that deep hour I get of sleep between 3 A.M and 4, before I wake up again at 5, 6, and 8, and after the tossing and turning to get comfortable of 12, 11...well you get the picture. Nasty aliens are sneaking up on me messing with this woman's most beloved asset. ( I love my hair more than I love complaining about my lack of a back-side, if you can believe it.)
I am disgusted with the whole matter and have set up traps to catch them. A new stack of books next to the bed, ready to topple at the slightest nudge. A cup last nights coffee perched on the edge of the nightstand, just waiting for a sickly green alien elbow. A pair of my husbands shoes left for tripping over and falling into the T.V. antenna arrangement -that when it falls is loud enough to wake people in Seattle... Oh yeah. I am ready for the alien buggers (or maybe I just need to pick up the bed room.)
I talked to a lady who does my hair. She said it could be stress, vitamin deficiency, lack of vitamin absorption, or diet. She said she wasn't really certain.
She didn't mention aliens cause she didn't want to scare me. But everyone knows that aliens emit harmful radiation, which not only bring on early menopause, but also make your hair fall out and I told her so.
In the last few months I have noticed my hair has a different texture. Several strands, all of the ones not shocked white in child birth, are noticeably thinner and finer. But most frightening are the dime size patches that are suddenly missing.
Missing!
As if pulled out by hair dissolving- brain sucking aliens!
If it's not aliens, what could it be? Any ideas? Any ideas for better alien traps? (I am sending my husband to the store for a harm-free pest catcher!)
I swear, if those aliens attack again, I am posting the pictures as proof. My husband runs from me when I ask him to look at my patchy head, and the kids look both shocked at queasy at the sight of skin where there should be long luscious locks of dark (with white roots) hair. Any actual of pictures posted here will be for scientific study only and, not general public viewing, or those with weak stomach's and a involuntary wincing beware...
(This is a repost. I was trying to be funny about something that greatly distressed and confused me at the time. The hair loss, actually, was due to stress, and me trying to control things beyond my control. I've been better at giving the Control to my Savior, lately, and thus no more hair loss in the past four years even though we have still walked through some hairy situations. )
And then I was abducted by aliens who started doing experiments on me.
That could be the only reason for the changes happening on my head. Aliens who come in the night, in the middle of that deep hour I get of sleep between 3 A.M and 4, before I wake up again at 5, 6, and 8, and after the tossing and turning to get comfortable of 12, 11...well you get the picture. Nasty aliens are sneaking up on me messing with this woman's most beloved asset. ( I love my hair more than I love complaining about my lack of a back-side, if you can believe it.)
I am disgusted with the whole matter and have set up traps to catch them. A new stack of books next to the bed, ready to topple at the slightest nudge. A cup last nights coffee perched on the edge of the nightstand, just waiting for a sickly green alien elbow. A pair of my husbands shoes left for tripping over and falling into the T.V. antenna arrangement -that when it falls is loud enough to wake people in Seattle... Oh yeah. I am ready for the alien buggers (or maybe I just need to pick up the bed room.)
I talked to a lady who does my hair. She said it could be stress, vitamin deficiency, lack of vitamin absorption, or diet. She said she wasn't really certain.
She didn't mention aliens cause she didn't want to scare me. But everyone knows that aliens emit harmful radiation, which not only bring on early menopause, but also make your hair fall out and I told her so.
In the last few months I have noticed my hair has a different texture. Several strands, all of the ones not shocked white in child birth, are noticeably thinner and finer. But most frightening are the dime size patches that are suddenly missing.
Missing!
As if pulled out by hair dissolving- brain sucking aliens!
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| Aliens from Mar's wear green and pack attitude! |
If it's not aliens, what could it be? Any ideas? Any ideas for better alien traps? (I am sending my husband to the store for a harm-free pest catcher!)
I swear, if those aliens attack again, I am posting the pictures as proof. My husband runs from me when I ask him to look at my patchy head, and the kids look both shocked at queasy at the sight of skin where there should be long luscious locks of dark (with white roots) hair. Any actual of pictures posted here will be for scientific study only and, not general public viewing, or those with weak stomach's and a involuntary wincing beware...
(This is a repost. I was trying to be funny about something that greatly distressed and confused me at the time. The hair loss, actually, was due to stress, and me trying to control things beyond my control. I've been better at giving the Control to my Savior, lately, and thus no more hair loss in the past four years even though we have still walked through some hairy situations. )
